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The tiny Austin A35 'estate' was parked on the verge in an affluent suburb close to Midnight. A casual observer might have thought the car empty, but the observant Yorkshire coppers didn't. The two occupants were on the back seat. The policemen thought something was going on, but I assured them that nothing was coming off!

Trapped elbows and loss of circulation to anywhere that might facilitate arousal ensured that absolutely no hanky was pankied that night.

"How old is the young lady sir?"

"No idea," my reply.

The instruction to "Move on sir" was refused. I couldn't move anything.

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Of course, she was a university first year like me, so I had an idea how old she might be, but I'd never actually asked her... and my dear old mum had always told me never to tell lies... It was my first car and cost me £110, a lot of money in days of yore.

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    Drew Martyn 4 months ago

    Love the drabble - love the title even more, very clever :)

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Thanks Drew. I enjoyed writing the title most! 🙂 (and it was all true!)

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Yeah, I read this and voted but got distracted and fogot to comment. Your titles, Neville, are works of art in their own right.

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Thank you very much Christopher. Nice girl, but that was before I won the lottery with Mrs H!

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    I also see I "fogot" the R in forgot in my last comment!

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