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Deer oh deer #2

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My wife is quite squeamish. She runs a mile from the sight of blood. Me and the kids could have bled to death had we ever had bad accidents.

Our freezer was located in the garage. Her job was very demanding, so trips outside to the freezer were frequent. Open the door... turn right for the freezer, left for the dead deer. Inexplicably, over the next few days she didn’t notice the large animal dripping blood into a bucket. She doesn't always notice things, and it was a very untidy garage.

Like all good venison, I let the blighter hang...

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    It's a good thing some psycho hadn't gotten in and had YOU hanging there in the garage bleeding!

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Indeed! She might have missed me... or maybe not🤔

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