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Fedeltà #588

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Livia thought she knew what Mary was saying, but asked for clarification.

“Stuck it on her fanny? How’s that?”

“Have you been living in a feckin’ convent, Livia? Stuck it on her fanny... y’know, like some people have earrings, some have nose rings, or belly button rings, or in this tart’s case, a feckin’ cont ring... in her clit... a ring with a feckin’ great diamond in it!”

Now Livia understood. “So I guess nobody would see it except him... or maybe so you wouldn’t see it?”

“But it wasn’t feckin’ there! Some other cont had made off with it!”

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    Steve McBrevity 10 months ago

    I’m trying to imagine you reading this on a crowded commuter train to St Pancras - middle seat three abreast as in the old days, squashed between two pretty young women, both craning their necks

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    Steve McBrevity 10 months ago

    .... police waiting at the gate on arrival!

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    Steve McBrevity 10 months ago

    Allegra is not sure this is her sort of literature... there was no mention of the diamond thingy in the Times Literary Review. You cont rely on anybody these days.

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    Neville Hunt 10 months ago

    Sorry Allegra is having doubts about the literary quality of this piece of work. It can’t be for everyone. Please tell her I said ‘ello.

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