Missing Royals

“Oh my goodness, we pass through Letheringsett... and yesterday when the Royals were there we went in the opposite direction!” Mrs H was mortified at having missed the opportunity to stalk a few senior Royals at the wedding yesterday of Kate’s best mate. Wills, Kate, George and Charlotte were there along with Kate’s folks. Little Charlotte was even bridesmaid.

“And it’s such a tiny place too!” added my lovely wife, one of the loyalist, royalist subjects. She didn’t know about the visit because it was kept under wraps until it was over. Lucky me... think I dodged a bullet there!