I’m on my own! Mrs H has decided she must cut out booze! For her health. From now on she’s tippling my homemade elderflower cordial, which I thoughtfully packed as we left home. My thoughtfulness wasn’t quite as altruistic as on face value it might seem. I thought ‘With all the booze I stashed in the spare wheel compartment, this might get me off the hook... marginally!’
My new dilemma is that having plentiful supplies of wine, gin and beer, I’m faced with two choices. Drink it all myself, or cart most of it home. Either way I’m in trouble!