Pooscript
Nobody’s fessed up to laying that particular little egg. They are probably carrying on thinking it really was Little H or another little innocent. Little H seems unperturd by it all.
But Granny and I have our shortlist. Among the club members are a number of super-senior citizens, the ladies among whom swim in tight-fitting bathing costumes - not guilty! However, some of the old men, well let’s just say they hang loose. Maybe one of them let off a ‘sneaky one’, prompting unconscious ‘follow-through’ without safety net.
We have names...
And before you ask, it wasn’t me!
- Category: True Stories Told As Fiction
10 comments add one below
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Peter Henderson almost 6 years ago
Hehe...loved the erky story and crafted double entendres Neville. Without a bit of erk everything gets boring.
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
Thanks Peter, I appreciate it. It was all true and happened this week!
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Steve McBrevity almost 6 years ago
Sounds like a major case of Kimpton bottom to me. Is Porton Down involved yet, Pootin is surely behind it all?
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
Haha! Nice one Steve. Great comment! Yes, it surely is Kimpton bottom. Closing the pool was a bit of a bummer... I felt we’d all been dumped on, from a great height... well, 3 foot 6 actually. (Pootin... love it!)
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Jeff Taylor almost 6 years ago
Yes. Pootin was involved to be sure! Brill Neville, really made me smile (And groan) 😁
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
Thanks Jeff; I like to prompt a groan, even from true stories!😀
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
Thanks very much Drew. It was a fun series to write.
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Christopher almost 6 years ago
I still can't believe no one made a comment about Caddyshack except me. Maybe that's just an American thing.
Great mini-series, Neville. It's always fun hearing about your life. It's amazing that you're willing to give such pooblicity to it.
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
Ooh groan! Thanks Christopher. Good to see you back too. I hope all is well on your own health front. Re Caddyshack, I’ve heard of it but never seen it, hence the lack of mention. 🙂
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Christopher almost 6 years ago
I urge you to get Caddyshack and watch it. Rodney Dangerfield steals the movie, and that's saying something with people like Bill Murray and Chevy Chase in it.
