The tiny African state was shattered by a very uncivil civil war. The Ooma tribe completely trounced the Obums. The Ooma warriors slaughtered the Obum men and Obum boys, and ravished the Obum women too, who, unlike Ooma women, were particularly beautiful. As they were about to finish off these Obum beauties, the Ooma Chief, a wise man, called for caution and restraint.
"Men," he announced, "these beautiful creatures have lost everything... I want you to think of your own wives before you decide to take their lives."
The men looked, thought, decided... then all returned home for the kill.
Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago
(This might be in appalling taste. If it is, then please let me know and I'll remove it. Sorry to say it made me chuckle!)