Borrobot

Our local council is very advanced. Indeed, our local library is now completely automated.

I was greeted yesterday by the front desk robot, who greeted me in a warm, sultry, provocative voice.

“Hello sir. My, you’re looking very handsome today. How can I help you?”

Taken aback I said nothing.

“If you’re looking for something thrilling, adventurous, romantic or different, can I suggest a night of passion with a woman like me?

“How on earth could I have a night of passion with you, a robot?” I replied.

“I’m programmed woman, so it’s a question of pushing the right buttons.”