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Our local council is very advanced. Indeed, our local library is now completely automated.

I was greeted yesterday by the front desk robot, who greeted me in a warm, sultry, provocative voice.

“Hello sir. My, you’re looking very handsome today. How can I help you?”

Taken aback I said nothing.

“If you’re looking for something thrilling, adventurous, romantic or different, can I suggest a night of passion with a woman like me?

“How on earth could I have a night of passion with you, a robot?” I replied.

“I’m programmed woman, so it’s a question of pushing the right buttons.”

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Worried tha this might be a little un-PC. It isn’t intended that way, I just hoped it would raise a smile. Mrs H might make me remove it 😕

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    Jeff Taylor about 2 years ago

    All I can say is... Good luck finding the right buttons.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    I think maybe it's a quest for the Holy Grail Jeff.

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Yeah, I've never found the right buttons on a real woman so I doubt I could find them on an artificial one!

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    Drew Martyn about 2 years ago

    Lol, probably is a bit unPc, but still funny, and anyway humour transcends everything :) I love it!

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Thanks all.

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