Farting about

With Heinz Baked Beans for breakfast
And Heinz Baked Beans for tea,
You must be very careful
When you're going for a pee,
Just squeeze your cheeks together
From Midnight until Noon
Or else you could be farting
Your way around the Moon.

Vincent van Gogh
Lopped his lug off
Found it difficult to hear
But could always lend an ear.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Numbered for the most part
His works with a K
(He was funny that way.)

...and written about our boss by a colleague...

Ian Pitt
Would have a fit
If he ever saw
Neville's poetry drawer.