Making tracks

Daddy's a modern dad. He had two iPhones, his own phone,which he left on the plane, and his work iPhone. He's good with gadgets and in the taxi he used the 'find my iPhone' app to see where the other phone was.

"Yes! It's still at the airport terminal! Let's hope they find it."

He was happy until he checked again 10 minutes later.

"You won't believe it... some git's pinched my phone and it's now heading for Stevenage!"

Then it stopped at Knebworth.

"Bl**dy criminal!" he said.

"People living in Knebworth don't steal phones!" insisted Granny."They're far too posh!"