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A man had walked the remote countryside for days. He was lost. With nothing but the clothes he wore, he hadn't washed for a week. You could tell. He stank.

Then he saw a farmhouse and he went to the door and knocked loudly. The farmer came and the man asked for shelter.

"I don't want to share the bed with your beautiful daughter", he said.

"What a relief", thought the farmer, "...different joke!"

"Smelling like that you can't sleep here!... but you can use the pigsty."

Ten minutes later, another loud knock at the door. It was the pigs.

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