Desalination

At the in-laws' holiday villa there are four showers; two indoors, one in the annex, one hidden away... in the open air!

Most shower action went on indoors.... sparingly, as it's fed by rainwater only. The little fella hated showers and yelled, so he bathed in the handbasin.

After swimming in the salty pool, or sea, I needed desalination. It was very hot, so I sneaked round the back and showered, au naturel... and again another day.

My mistake was admitting it. My wife's claim of 'kinkiness' was withdrawn quickly when her brother admitted doing the same, regularly.

Vindication!