Anty-climax
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. The ants are on the March. Little ones, big ones, tiny ones. Destination... food. As fast as it appears, so do they. Dum dum dum dum... "if you don't clear away immediately, then you'll be infested with the little buggers", my aunty told Granny. Granny immediately became clearing up boss... which meant Daddy and Baba got lots of orders and quite a few bollockings (or that's what they said.)
But if they think the ant problem is bad on Paxos, wait till they go to see the next island, that's worse... Antipaxos!
- Category: True Stories Told As Fiction
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Sounds like the family's having a good time.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
It certainly is. Thanks, Christopher; I hope your holiday will be as good as ours. :-)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Me too! There's another hurricane brewing out there. Hopefully it won't disrupt my much needed break from work.
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Steve McBrevity over 6 years ago
No ants or rats here in Lisbon - but lots of delicious sardines.... and a big red snapper!
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
What have you been snapping, Steve, you naughty boy!
