Reunion

"Allo Jack; long time no see!" The loud man in the loud shirt extended a hand, which I ignored.

"Are you talking to me?" I asked, "do I know you?"

"Course you do Jack, course you do!"

"My name's John... Turner, not Jack!"

"Jack, John, whatever!"

"You have me at a disadvantage, Mr...?"

"Watts, Tony Watts, but you know that you old joker!"

"Where do you know me from then?"

"From the golf club, of course!"

"Oh really?" I replied.

"Yeah, you were a real regular, but living 40 miles away, I was a country member."

"Ah yes, I remember!"