Secrets

After I'd met McCartney and discovered our shared secret... that of bestowing Dior Dior on our significant others at Christmas.... I was certain that sales of this addition to Dior's portfolio would rocket. But our secret would stay secret. The company withdrew it from sale!

Having scoured the country for the last traces of Dior Dior, and in desperation, I wrote to Dior, in French, requesting either a relaunch or the recipe. I expected rien by way of a reply. But no, they sent me the recipe, in French.

McCartney could have bought the factory, but I had the recipe!