Brexit problems : the solution

Vote for me. My new party has the solution to Brexit. Forget the trade deals, the customs issues. My way will suit everybody, either way. Here's the deal.

When I'm Prime Minister, we will implement plans to interrogate the EU Referendum voting papers and make a database of exactly who voted which way.

The Leavers will be retrained for work in the NHS or the hospitality industry. We can then close down the borders to Britain.

Regarding those johnny foreigners remaining in Britain, they can stay and will all be rehoused next door to Remainers.

That's the Karma Party promise.