Standing joke

At 67, Sir John approached the Pearly Gates. A man of substance, he'd been a great philanthropist, giving money and supporting 'fallen women'. This was acknowledged with a knighthood.

"You're in the wrong place!" St Peter, pointed downwards, "You're expected down below."

"But I've given so much to fallen women!"

"It says on my list that you're a serial wifebeater, opportunist lecher and mysogenist."

"I demand a reassessment!"

"Only the Boss can overrule. There's a bit of a wait... stand on one leg over there."

After 900 years standing on one leg came the call.

"She'll see you now, sir!"