An old man walked into the doctor's surgery. He approached the desk.
The receptionist asked him "What are you seeing the doctor for today, sir?"
"There's something wrong with my dick!" he declared.
"Shhhh! You can't say that in a crowded doctor's waiting room. You'll embarrass everyone."
"You asked me and I told you." was his reply. "What do you suggest I say then?"
"Well, you could say there's a problem with your ear" the receptionist replied.
"OK then, I've a problem with my ear."
"And what's the problem with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it!"
Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
I can't claim authorship of this joke, just the drabble. But it made me piss with laughter!
Indigo Estoria over 6 years ago
That made me laugh out loud!!haha
Christopher over 6 years ago
Hey, a lot of those old jokes are tailor-made for drabbles. Well done!