Mummy always wants to change my nappy and get me dressed when I'm busy! But now I'm bigger, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do! I need to play with my stuff when I want to.
Today, Mummy, sitting on her chair, called me to come to her to be changed. Changed? Why? I was happy the way I was. Trouble was I had to go past her to get to my stuff. She might grab me on the way.
My brilliant new strategy.... as I passed, I turned my back to her so she wouldn't see me!