Bum deal

I've heard them. They think just because I can't talk yet I can't understand them. Maybe I don't know what 'waddle' means yet, but I know they're laughing at me. That's not nice .... or funny.

"He doesn't so much as walk, he waddles! Haha!" But they were so pleased when I started walking... eventually, they said.

This week they're taking the piss out of my bottom.

"Hey mum, does my bum look big in this?" says Baba, pretending to be me.

You bet, Baba! So would yours if you had to wear a bloody nappy! (that's the real me!)