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Small Talk #43


I've heard them. They think just because I can't talk yet I can't understand them. Maybe I don't know what 'waddle' means yet, but I know they're laughing at me. That's not nice .... or funny.

"He doesn't so much as walk, he waddles! Haha!" But they were so pleased when I started walking... eventually, they said.

This week they're taking the piss out of my bottom.

"Hey mum, does my bum look big in this?" says Baba, pretending to be me.

You bet, Baba! So would yours if you had to wear a bloody nappy! (that's the real me!)

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    Drew Martyn over 4 years ago

    Wait til that kid can talk Baba, then you're gonna get it pal!

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    Drew Martyn over 4 years ago

    Brilliant title, by the way :)

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    Neville Hunt over 4 years ago

    Thanks very much Drew. Yes, I think I'll definitely need to give him a wide berth, particularly if he's wearing that nappy as his arse is so big I'll need to swerve! :-)

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