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Small Talk #42

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Daddy says Misty's been a very naughty girl. She's been pooing in the dining room, pooing in their bedroom, and worst of all, pooing in our lovely new lounge. The only place she hasn't pooed is in her litter tray, Baba said.

Daddy says Misty's on borrowed time, whatever that is.

I like Misty, even if she did scratch my eye and hurt my arm. She's fluffy, cuddly but smelly. Why can't she have a nappy like me for her poo?

Her next offence and Daddy says Misty's going to get a shiny new home. Nice!

Mummy, what's a stewpot?

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