Revenge

As soon as he saw me this morning, he planted a raspberry loudly on my neck. I pretended not to like it - not good for my street cred - but it was fun. Granny wasn't amused!

"Poor little chap's only just woken up and you do that!"

"Hey Granny, chill!.... no probs here. I need to humour Baba... make him think he's funny!"

Revenge came very soon, after Baba was bullied into making my porridge (which he did rather well, yum-yum!). I'm a bloke. I had to get the porridge all over my highchair, my hands.... and Baba's new shirt!