Notes from the kitchen

What's this crapola she's dishing up? A hard working guy like me expects more effort than that, gal!

Think about it.... she's taking nice looking things - good colours... I like colours! Carrots - they look bright, orangey and cheerful, like me. Cabbage and peas if you please - very complementary to the nice dark brown of the minced beef. Lovely jubbly!

But hang on missus, just what are you doing with my stuff? My colourful dinner of many hues gets whizzed in a liquidiser until it's 'blended'.

Note to grown-up self: blended = shit-coloured.

No wonder my nappy's so grim!