Schloop!
Someone's pushing me. I don't like being pushed. That's probably going to be the story of my life from now on.
Been pretty good so far, apart from feeling a bit cramped. Haven't had to worry about anything at all. Now though I'm like toothpaste, whatever that is, being squeezed through a nozzle that's far too small.
"Would someone stop yelling out there!"
Schloop!
Oh!... that's odd! What am I doing out here? Bit chilly! What's this? Hung upside down by my feet. And someone just slapped my arse!
"Oi, that's child abuse!" If only I knew my rights!
"Aaaaaaahhhh!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
- Tags: Birth. First breath.
5 comments add one below
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Lisa Williams over 7 years ago
Ha! Now I wasn't expecting that xx
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Neville Hunt over 7 years ago
Thanks, Drew, you read my mind! Whilst it's not exactly anthropomorphising baby, as it's human!...the idea of giving it a voice should be fun (and Hollywood has had quite a few smash hits with such a concept!). I also plan to do the other end of the age spectrum, POSSIBLY, but done with great care, a perspective from a dementure sufferer, but maybe that's too sick a concept?
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Neville Hunt over 7 years ago
Gosh Drew, thank you so much for your most generous comments. I am this time overwhelmed! I hope I can live up to your billing! The babies series I think I'll call Small Talk. I'll start the older person's series later...because pretty soon Amy has to start writing and Rufus has to start running!
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Frenchie over 7 years ago
hehehe... an interesting perspective. The imagery of being like toothpaste pushed through a nozzle was great...Thank you, I loved it !!!!
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Neville Hunt over 7 years ago
Thanks very much, Frenchie. I'm planning more tiny perspectives. :-)
