Bomber command training

"The keys to a successful bombing mission are firstly familiarity with the terrain"

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"Secondly, access to target"

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"Thirdly, planned trajectory; you must release your bomb load well before reaching your target, taking account of your height and airspeed. You calculate back from the intended point of impact."

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"Finally, you need practice to get your understanding of the trajectory curve perfected."

Check!

This might have been the briefing in the nest. However, this particular pigeon on the wing ignored it and just crapped at will.

Will, enjoying morning coffee on his terrace, was not at all happy.

Yeeha!