"Hi, on train. Can I drop in 2 raid one of ur tops on way home?"
Sure
"Gotta look cute for Martin tonite 😋"
Who's Martin!
"New man!😘"
What happened to Pete - old man?
"Elbowed him"
When?
"Yesterday, after I met Martin."
Where?
"Waterloo Bridge"
"What'd he say? Bet he wasn't happy!
"Probly!
C'mon, gimme the dirt!
"Huh?"
Ur not telling me something Jen!
"D'you mean before or after I told him?"
Don't screw with me Jennifer! After.
"Well... actually it wasn't the elbow I gave him, just a little shove! He simply said "Aaaaaarghh!", before the splash that is."