No, no, no!
Bro-in-law left his nonagenarian mother's house at the same time as his sister because he couldn't find his set of house keys so couldn't lock up after him. Sister and mother sped off on the 100 mile journey across country for a break chez nous.
Opened spectacle case for his specs. Empty! Left them in mother's house. No keys, no mother, no specs.
Aha! There's a security box with a spare key on the wall. Phew!
Remember PIN code? Yes! See the keypad? Yes! See numbers in the dark? No!
No entry, no specs, no driving home! NO!!!!
- Category: True Stories Told As Fiction
- Tags: Hi Darling...can you drive to Mum's to pick me up? It's a long story. See you in an hour.
3 comments add one below
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D.M. about 8 years ago
damn those specs!
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Neville Hunt about 8 years ago
Yes Dr. Spirits were low, as was his popularity with the 'missus', so pissedoffedness was extremely high
Thanks, D.M. That's what happens when you don't wear specs all the time. Oh, the vanity!
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Christopher about 8 years ago
He really made a " spectacle" of himself, didn't he? (Sorry, it was short-sighted of me not to see that was lame. But, hindsight is 20/20.)
