Bombasstic!

I usually swim inshore of the deep channel where water flows rather quickly. That day I wasn't close to the shore though. My friends were feeding near the edge of the water when suddenly something seemed to hit my left side and tail, propelling me into the channel. Just as well, because it started raining water and big bits of stuff.

It soon stopped and being a fish with small brain, I went back to see if something good to eat had rained down. My mates had stopped feeding; they seemed to be sunning themselves on the surface. Crass Bass!