Mud-slinging

Some think I'm lazy; I don't do a lot. My speciality is lying around not doing much. I don't really move, I merely drift a bit from time to time. But there's more to me than meets the eye; I'm an excellent host to thousands.

I was lying around one day as usual, when suddenly, I was really moved! By 'moved', I don't mean figuratively, I mean some of me was flung in the air by an incredible force along with loads of my guests. Those guests not airbound instantly wriggled down deep inside the rest of me. Quite orgasmic!