Village in Sicily. Soldier returns home to discover true love married to ugly old git for money (gold digger!). He seduces and impregnates other floosy, who adores him. Nonetheless, starts shagging his old flame behind hubby's back. Pregnant floosy tries to get him back, pleading first with him, then his mum (who likes floosy, despite her fallen woman status!)
He's shag-happy so he ignores mum and floosy, who dobs him in to old flame's husband, who's very jealous (you guessed) and a duel is staged. For a former soldier he's an appalling shot... so he is, and dies. Angstiferousness!
Chris Walker over 8 years ago
Good one, Neville. As an aside, did you know that 'angstiferousness' returns only one Google result?! Never seen that before...
Neville Hunt over 8 years ago
Thanks guys. Chris... I really appreciate your research, but am sad and in a way as I had hoped it was original! Try again, Nev!
Drew, the wronged husband was an unlikely victor, or so it seemed on the night. If you don't learn how to shoot in the army , then where else?... maybe in the gangs on the streets.