The Doktor's suggestion!

An attractive woman went to the doctor saying she was having problems getting pregnant.

“Can you recommend a clinic where I can get bottled donor sperm and a syringe I can use to inseminate myself?”

“It’s possible,” said the doctor, “but there are problems with this method. Firstly it’s difficult to be sure that you use the syringe properly – it’s not easy to self-administer. Secondly, sperm has a short shelf-life and must be kept at a constant temperature.”

“What else can you suggest, doctor?”

“Well,” he said, quickly unbuckling his belt, “draught is always better than bottled!”