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His name was Larry. He claimed he was the unluckiest man in town.
“How come?” I asked.
“I got married two months ago. Within a week she was dead!”
“Tragic. Do you know who or what killed her?”
“Poisoned mushrooms! So to get over the shock I married again a month ago, but I buried her last week!”
“Terrible! How did your second wife die?”
“Poisoned mushrooms.”
“Devastating! You really are unlucky.”
“It gets worse. I got married yet again yesterday. Now she's dead too!”
“Dare I guess how?”
“Cracked skull!”
“Cracked skull?”
“Yes, she wouldn’t eat her poisoned mushrooms!”

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    Neville Hunt over 8 years ago

    OK, OK...I know it's an old joke but I wanted to check its drabblability :)

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    Neville Hunt over 8 years ago

    I'll give it a try Doktor!

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