What seems to be the problem?

He'd never visited the doctor in his new village until now. The woman doctor he saw about his wrist pain was attractive, if a little stern in manner. However, feeling his wrist with her delicate hands she was most tender. His five minute slot was soon over, but, after an X-ray, he was to return in a week's time.

Next week he was there enjoying the same tender touch; he was in love. He didn't love the arthritis though. Pain relievers were prescribed.

Over the next six months that naughty arthritis somehow crept all over his body. Funny that!