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“Does my bum look big in this?”

(Of course it does. You already know that! It’s not the dress’s fault, but there’s a danger it might be mine! You’re only asking for a response to lay blame. If I say simply “No.” you won't be convinced, or “No, not at all”, you’ll question me in greater depth until I crack. If I say “No, not really”, you’ll pounce, like a lioness and it will be ALL MY FAULT. If I say “Yes”, there’ll be tears and withdrawal of any remaining rights I might be granted. So....?)

“You look absolutely wonderful!”

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    Drew Martyn over 3 years ago

    Joining the Diplomatic Service any time soon? Wonderful cameo.

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    Neville Hunt over 3 years ago

    Thanks Drew.

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    D.M. over 3 years ago

    Time to start humming a little Queen (fat bottomed girls....)

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    Melanie over 3 years ago

    Excellent final answer!

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    Olga Klezovitch over 3 years ago

    Agree with Anna Maria, 100%!

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