The Truth

Martin is working late at the office with his PA. At 9pm he offers her a lift home. She invites him up for coffee.

You know what happens next!

They fall asleep. At 2am, he wakes, jumps up, curses and dresses quickly.

“Angie, dust my suit with this chalk”, he insists.

He leaves.

Wife waiting at home.

“Where have you been?” she demands.

“Well...... I was working late with Angie. I gave her a lift home and she invited me up for coffee. One thing led to another and we made love......”

“Liar, you were playing darts at the pub!”