My window of opportunity

I live in a village. They are ‘lands that time forgot’ when it comes to UK mobile phone coverage. My network provider ceased trading – fired me and thousands of others. Just like that!

I chose my new network on the basis of cost. Mistake! They lied about their coverage in my street but they still accepted the contract. My mobile won’t work in my house. But there’s one window of opportunity. It’s way up in the roof. I get a signal if I lean out of it. For calls, messages, hangouts, all I can do is literally hang out!