Revelation

Montgomery liked to eat. He was very large. One day he discovered one of those ‘eat as much as you like’ restaurants. When you can eat as much as you like, then you eat as much as you can. After the first plate, the middle button on his shirt popped off and ‘pinged’ on one of the ceiling lights. After five plates, like a machine gun, all the other buttons followed suit. People in the restaurant ducked to avoid the crossfire. Suddenly, the seams on all his clothes, stretched to the limit, burst simultaneously, revealing to all the full Monty.