Fathering the nest

Why they let him come to stay in their love nest, Jack would never know, particularly as they were trying to start a family. What goes on tour, stays on tour is fine, but when the team’s biggest personality (and biggest bloke) gets kicked out by his chick, then it’s difficult to say no, particularly if it’s “just for a few days”.

“OK then”, said Jack, “but there’ll be no late night drinkathons as I'm busy with preparations for next week’s conference.

Ellen had known the time was right, but the guy was wrong. It was all a bit cuckoo!