What happened to U? When did U, where did U go? With Drablr Pan-Pond we expect quaint differences of spelling to coloUr our Drabls. This kind of behavioUr we must tolerate in our Drablology cltre.
“When in doubt, leave it out!” might be the cry, but a far better might be “English, we no longer need U!” To this we Brits might reply. “But U do, or U will disunite! What’s wrong with U? Doesn’t U go rather well with S - eh?
And speaking of S, it seems more or less, you replace them with zeez wherever you please!