No Caller ID - Part 2

“You’re a messy guy…” said the mysterious voice on the phone.

“I can’t see why she would even go out with you.”

Dan didn’t need to ask why this person was in his home.

“Do you always invade the houses of the people who date your ex’s?” The voice on the phone laughed.

“Come on now, you mean to tell me you never wanted to know about the girls you dated and who they are dating now.”

“I don’t date.” said Dan with meek embarrassment. The voice on the phone went silent for a minute. “A virgin? I can tell.”