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"Did you know teeth are the only part of the body that aren't self-repairing?"
"Shut up, Blake! Christ, you're obnoxious. That's why girls don't like you."
"Not true, Nick. Jenna likes me. And they're fun facts!"
"You should let other people tell you they're fun. Besides, your mom pays Jenna. She's your babysitter, not your friend."
"You're pissing me off."
"What're you gonna do, quote biology facts at me? I'm scared." Nick deadpanned. In one swift move, Blake plunged his pocket knife into Nick's chest and yanked it out.
"Did you know blood loss past 2.5 liters is fatal?"

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    Mike Arnzen almost 2 years ago

    I can totally picture this one... the punchline made me imagine it almost in comic strip format! :-)

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