Submission Guidelines

"I dont think I have what it takes to be a good critic."

"We're not asking you to be a critic. We're just asking you to say what you feel."

"I'm not sure if you want to know what I feel."

"Sure we do. It's the only way we'll know."

"Okay, here goes . . . . Well, what did you think?"

"It was certainly colorful and you didn't pull any punches. You left no doubt how you feel."

"Well?"

"Well, we think you should just stick to reading the submissions for guideline compliance and leave the critiquing to us."