In Touch with His Feminine Side

How come when a man writes a book or story that's got some eroticism in it, everyone gets bent out of shape and wants to accuse him of being a pervert and his work is labeled pornographic by the book-burners, literary censors, and self-appointed guardians of moral standards who rally to have the books banned and removed from stores and libraries? But let a woman write the same kind of literature and, well, you know.

From now on my work is going to be written by my alter ego. So who should she be? Georgina, Georgia, or Georgette?