One Way Ticket

‘You know Mr and Mrs Carter who live next to the Methodist chapel... they’ve got a yellow Vauxhall Astra’.
‘Yes, what about them?’
‘Well they’s a won the pools - come into the money big time. He’s chucked his job and taken Mavis off to Thailand’.
‘That can’t be quite right as I only saw Mavis at church last Sunday on her own. It seemed odd as he’s a regular’
Eavesdropper: ‘Oh haven’t you heard, she’s come home without him, left him behind with a bar hostess in Patpong? Who would’ve thought it? Such a dull couple and religious at that.’