Bird Strikes

Pigeons being a non-migrating species are fervent little Englanders. Hogging Trafalgar Square and the roofs of historic monuments, peering down on the hoi polloi is insufficient. Confronted by the increasing flocks of migrating birds, they’re feeling hemmed in and no one’s listening.
Consequently the head pigeon, a left wing feathered firebrand, has called an EGM on Marlow bridge, urging a lightening day of action. Bird strikes having fallen to an all time low, (only 24 bald head and 3 Rolls Royce hits in the last month alone) will be widespread next Wednesday so you’ve been warned- stay at home!