Jeremy went to the supermarket on Friday afternoon on his bike. He bought a bottle of fine red wine and put it in the bicycle basket.
He was on the point of leaving when a sudden thought occurred; should he fall off the bicycle, the bottle would fly out of the basket, hit the deck and shatter. What a waste that would be. So having taken considerable trouble in choosing the bottle, Jeremy drank the lot before cycling home.
With hindsight it was one of his better decisions, because he fell off his bicycle five times on the way home.