Cat Flap. 🦊

Jeremy after a skinful, last Friday night, grabbed a takeaway dumping it on the kitchen table.
Returning from a leak, the cat having devoured the searingly hot vindaloo, was writhing in agony and moaning: ‘QUICK WATER, WATER’. Seething with anger through hunger and drink, Jeremy scooped up Ronnie, ran outside, and stuffed him into the water butt.
‘That will teach you, you bastard!’
30 minutes later woken by frantic banging, Jeremy flung open the back door. Standing there he faced the wretched animal:
“What do yer want you little bastard for God’s sake?”
“MORE WATER, MORE WATER”! Ronnie cried desperately.