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Jeremy after a skinful, last Friday night, grabbed a takeaway dumping it on the kitchen table.
Returning from a leak, the cat having devoured the searingly hot vindaloo, was writhing in agony and moaning: ‘QUICK WATER, WATER’. Seething with anger through hunger and drink, Jeremy scooped up Ronnie, ran outside, and stuffed him into the water butt.
‘That will teach you, you bastard!’
30 minutes later woken by frantic banging, Jeremy flung open the back door. Standing there he faced the wretched animal:
“What do yer want you little bastard for God’s sake?”
“MORE WATER, MORE WATER”! Ronnie cried desperately.

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Love it! I can picture the scene. Very funny.

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    ...and love the title too! Very droll.

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    Steve McBrevity almost 2 years ago

    Yes - touch of Tom and Jerry?

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    Drew Martyn almost 2 years ago

    Brilliant, gotta feel for the cat! That's a hot pussy in all the wrong senses of the word!

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    Steve McBrevity almost 2 years ago

    Now now!

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