Hotel Budapest 🇭🇺

The thermal baths at the Gellert are renowned, so three naive middle aged Englishmen decided to take the plunge.
Donning white dressing gowns, naked beneath, they ran the gauntlet to the spa via a huge Galleria, humming with people.
First conundrum: stripping completely or take the 'Hiawatha' modesty panel to hang in front or behind? Bravely the intrepids ventured forth, backsides revealed.
Hot pools, tumbling waterfalls, Ottoman splendour. Naked Adonis's cruising around like marauding sharks, our valiant threesome took refuge in a safish corner. Pretending to tackle the Times crossword, they peered over the newspaper taking stock of their situation...........