The Wonky Bishop

There was a former Archbishop Bishop of York
Who had to be told how to hold a knife and fork.

Boys sniggered as he scratched his ass at mass.
And girls giggled at the holes in his socks, alas!

The priest was legendary for his musical farts
Complementing the choir in the melodic parts.

Accused of being politically incorrect
He was demoted by Lambeth Palace in effect.

Although his manners left much to be desired
The congregation missed him greatly when he retired.

PS: Handed a remote parish and a rectory
You will only locate him with a good directory.