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Criminal Activity #2

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It was a dark and stormy night, but only in his head, as he struggled to slice the lemons that came in his mail yesterday. His hands were blistering badly still.

It was, in fact, a cloudless day, with children screaming outside. Lemon juice squirted into his eye, and he screamed as loudly as the children and the car accelerating into his back porch.

CRASH! He only had time to let his jaw loose and see the ghost-faced perpetrators pull down his pants, take the silver spoon from his ass, shit included, and stick it right into his mouth.

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